Can't Work Today - Long Sleeve Camo
💡 Runs true to size — please check the size guide before ordering to make sure you get the perfect fit.
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Can't Work Today - Long Sleeve Camo
Designed for the crew. Not pulled from a catalog.
Some shirts you buy. This one, you earn.
Five guys. One cooler. A lake that doesn't ask what day of the week it is.
Sketched by hand for the buddies who text "you in?" at 4:47am and never wait for the reply. The ones who'd rather burn a vacation day than miss a sunrise bite. The ones whose group chat has more tackle photos than baby photos — and that's the way it should be.
You won't find this shirt on Amazon. You won't see it in a tackle shop. The only place it shows up is at the boat ramp, on the back of the guy your wife calls "that friend of yours."
When the run sells out, it's gone. The next time the crew matches up, it'll be on someone else's design.
Original artwork · Limited run · Made for the boys who never miss a Saturday
Not Loud. Just Real.
Product description
The Arms In A Cast Long Sleeve Shirt is built for the dads who'd rather be on the lake than at the office — whether he's casting at dawn, drifting through sunset, or "calling in sick" on a Friday morning. Soft cotton blend feel, camo raglan sleeves that hide bait stains, and a sunset angler graphic that turns every text-to-the-boss into a punchline.
The "Can't Work Today, Arms In A Cast" print? That's the part he'll get compliments on — at the boat ramp, the gas station, the family barbecue. Subtle camo on the sleeves, bold pun on the chest, original artwork you won't find anywhere else.
WHY DADS LOVE IT:
✓ Original in-house design — sketched and refined, not pulled from a catalog
✓ Soft cotton blend — broken-in comfort from day one
✓ Camo raglan sleeves — hides bait, coffee, and last weekend's lake mud
✓ Long sleeves that don't ride up when he's casting
✓ Relaxed fit through the chest — room for a tackle vest underneath
PERFECT FOR:
🎣 Father's Day gift (he'll actually wear this one)
⛵ Lake mornings, boat days, sunset cruises
🔥 Backyard BBQs and weekend errands
🌅 Anyone whose alarm clock loses to a 5am bite
Shipping & Return
Shipping
Orders are processed within 2–5 business days.
United States: 7–15 business days after dispatch
Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped.
Delivery times are estimates and may vary depending on your location and carrier conditions. We ensure your order is delivered safely.
Warranty
We stand behind our product quality. If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos for assistance.
Returns
We offer a 30-day return policy for eligible items.
Non-custom items can be returned within 30 days if unused, in original condition, and with packaging
Please note:
Customized or personalized items are non-refundable unless they arrive damaged, defective, or incorrect.
Size Chart
Long Sleeve Performance Fishing Shirt
Please refer to the measurements below to find your best fit. All sizes follow standard US sizing.
📏 Measurements (Inches & CM)
| Size | Length (in) | Length (cm) | Chest (in) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (in) | Sleeve (cm) |
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| S | 26.0 | 66 | 38.6 | 98 | 28.0 | 71 |
| M | 26.8 | 68 | 40.2 | 102 | 28.5 | 72.5 |
| L | 27.6 | 70 | 42.1 | 107 | 29.1 | 74 |
| XL | 28.3 | 72 | 44.1 | 112 | 29.7 | 75.5 |
| XXL | 29.1 | 74 | 46.1 | 117 | 30.3 | 77 |
| XXXL | 29.9 | 76 | 48.0 | 122 | 30.9 | 78.5 |
| 4XL | 30.7 | 78 | 50.0 | 127 | 31.5 | 80 |
| 5XL | 31.5 | 80 | 52.0 | 132 | 32.1 | 81.5 |
| 6XL | 32.3 | 82 | 53.9 | 137 | 32.7 | 83 |
📐 How to Measure
- Length: Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the collar down to the hem
- Chest: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit (one side to the other)
- Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the cuff
⚠️ Size Disclaimer
This data was obtained from manual measurement of the product. Please allow a 2–3 cm difference due to manufacturing variations.
👕 Fit Notes
- Regular fit (standard US sizing)
- If you prefer a looser fit, consider sizing up
- Fabric allows comfortable movement for active use
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"Bought 3 of these for me and the boys' Vegas trip — wore them every night out and got asked where we got them at every bar. Soft, light, didn't wrinkle in the suitcase."
Verified
Tom R.
"Ordered 4 for our buddy fishing weekend and the look on the boat ramp guys' faces was worth every dollar. Print on the back is huge and crisp — already planning matching ones for the lake trip in August."
Verified
Greg D
Brought this to the Keys for our family beach week. Wore it 4 of the 7 days — pier fishing, sunset walks, even out to dinner once. UPF actually works, didn't burn through it. Light enough for Florida heat. Wife wants me to get her the women's version.
Verified
Michael
Ordered matching shirts for me and the wife for our anniversary cookout. Tie-dye sleeves pop way more in person. Kids already trying to steal mine.
Verified
Marcus T.
The design on the back is the reason I bought this. 1776-2026, the flag distressed just right, "We The Anglers" arched underneath — looks like something hanging in a veteran's bait shop. I'm 58, served in '88, fish every weekend. This shirt says everything I want to say without me having to say it.
Verified
David
Annual fishing trip with my two oldest buddies — we've done it for 22 years. This year we made it our "America 250" trip. Wore the shirts all weekend, caught a few bass, ended up at the riverboat casino Saturday night. Bartender asked if we were a team. Said yes — Team Old Guys Who Still Show Up. Best $130 we spent all year (3 shirts).
Verified
Don H.
"Bought 3 of these for me and the boys' Vegas trip — wore them every night out and got asked where we got them at every bar. Soft, light, didn't wrinkle in the suitcase."
Verified
Tom R.
"Ordered 4 for our buddy fishing weekend and the look on the boat ramp guys' faces was worth every dollar. Print on the back is huge and crisp — already planning matching ones for the lake trip in August."
Verified
Greg D
Brought this to the Keys for our family beach week. Wore it 4 of the 7 days — pier fishing, sunset walks, even out to dinner once. UPF actually works, didn't burn through it. Light enough for Florida heat. Wife wants me to get her the women's version.
Verified
Michael
Ordered matching shirts for me and the wife for our anniversary cookout. Tie-dye sleeves pop way more in person. Kids already trying to steal mine.
Verified
Marcus T.
The design on the back is the reason I bought this. 1776-2026, the flag distressed just right, "We The Anglers" arched underneath — looks like something hanging in a veteran's bait shop. I'm 58, served in '88, fish every weekend. This shirt says everything I want to say without me having to say it.
Verified
David
Annual fishing trip with my two oldest buddies — we've done it for 22 years. This year we made it our "America 250" trip. Wore the shirts all weekend, caught a few bass, ended up at the riverboat casino Saturday night. Bartender asked if we were a team. Said yes — Team Old Guys Who Still Show Up. Best $130 we spent all year (3 shirts).
Verified
Don H.
"Bought 3 of these for me and the boys' Vegas trip — wore them every night out and got asked where we got them at every bar. Soft, light, didn't wrinkle in the suitcase."
Verified
Tom R.
"Ordered 4 for our buddy fishing weekend and the look on the boat ramp guys' faces was worth every dollar. Print on the back is huge and crisp — already planning matching ones for the lake trip in August."
Verified
Greg D
Brought this to the Keys for our family beach week. Wore it 4 of the 7 days — pier fishing, sunset walks, even out to dinner once. UPF actually works, didn't burn through it. Light enough for Florida heat. Wife wants me to get her the women's version.
Verified
Michael
Ordered matching shirts for me and the wife for our anniversary cookout. Tie-dye sleeves pop way more in person. Kids already trying to steal mine.
Verified
Marcus T.
The design on the back is the reason I bought this. 1776-2026, the flag distressed just right, "We The Anglers" arched underneath — looks like something hanging in a veteran's bait shop. I'm 58, served in '88, fish every weekend. This shirt says everything I want to say without me having to say it.
Verified
David
Annual fishing trip with my two oldest buddies — we've done it for 22 years. This year we made it our "America 250" trip. Wore the shirts all weekend, caught a few bass, ended up at the riverboat casino Saturday night. Bartender asked if we were a team. Said yes — Team Old Guys Who Still Show Up. Best $130 we spent all year (3 shirts).
Verified
Don H.
"Bought 3 of these for me and the boys' Vegas trip — wore them every night out and got asked where we got them at every bar. Soft, light, didn't wrinkle in the suitcase."
Verified
Tom R.
"Ordered 4 for our buddy fishing weekend and the look on the boat ramp guys' faces was worth every dollar. Print on the back is huge and crisp — already planning matching ones for the lake trip in August."
Verified
Greg D
Brought this to the Keys for our family beach week. Wore it 4 of the 7 days — pier fishing, sunset walks, even out to dinner once. UPF actually works, didn't burn through it. Light enough for Florida heat. Wife wants me to get her the women's version.
Verified
Michael
Ordered matching shirts for me and the wife for our anniversary cookout. Tie-dye sleeves pop way more in person. Kids already trying to steal mine.
Verified
Marcus T.
The design on the back is the reason I bought this. 1776-2026, the flag distressed just right, "We The Anglers" arched underneath — looks like something hanging in a veteran's bait shop. I'm 58, served in '88, fish every weekend. This shirt says everything I want to say without me having to say it.
Verified
David
Annual fishing trip with my two oldest buddies — we've done it for 22 years. This year we made it our "America 250" trip. Wore the shirts all weekend, caught a few bass, ended up at the riverboat casino Saturday night. Bartender asked if we were a team. Said yes — Team Old Guys Who Still Show Up. Best $130 we spent all year (3 shirts).
Verified
Don H.
- 5 stars: 22 (73%)
- 4 stars: 6 (20%)
- 3 stars: 2 (7%)
- 2 stars: 0 (0%)
- 1 star: 0 (0%)
My wife knows me too well. She picked this for Father's Day and a new tackle bag. Couldn't ask for more.
Threw it in cold wash, hung to dry. Came out the same as day one. Color is rich, no cracking on the design.
Online it looked more medium gray. In person it's a darker charcoal. Still cool, just managing expectations.
Ordered XL, came roomy in the shoulders for casting but not baggy. Sleeves long enough to actually cover wrists.
Order placed on a Tuesday, showed up the following Friday. Wasn't expecting anything that quick from an online order.
Love the concept. The artwork in the middle is a little crowded for me — too many elements stacked. Wife loves it though so keeping it.
I'm 5'10 and the bottom hits past my belt loops. Not a dealbreaker, just heads up if you tuck shirts in.
Trout opener in PA. Wore it that morning. Caught fish, didn't go to work. Mission accomplished.
Shipping was slower than I'd like but tracking worked the whole time. Shirt is great, just plan ahead if you need it for a specific date.
Personal preference. The joke and the fit are great. I just wish the sleeves were a solid color instead of camo too.
Took a few buddy shots at the dock. The colors hold up well in sunlight, doesn't wash out like cheap prints.
She framed the order receipt and gave it to me on Father's Day morning. The shirt is the bonus — the joke is the gift.
Comfortable but light. Fine for late spring through fall. Won't keep you warm on a cold morning without a layer.
Was worried it'd be that cheap blocky camo. It's not — more of a faded earthy pattern. The orange/yellow print on top pops without screaming.
Stopped for coffee at 5am on the way to the river. Old guy at the pump pointed at it and said 'where do I get one of those.' Sent him the link.
I'm 6'4. The XL fits across the chest fine but the body could be 2 inches longer. Going to wear it untucked.
She's been making fun of my fishing schedule for 10 years and finally caved. Print is bold, camo isn't too loud. Wore it the next morning at 5am on the dock.
Bought it for myself. No shame. Wore it to my buddy's bass tournament weigh-in and got 4 compliments before lunch.
I ordered based on the chart and it came bigger than I expected. Not bad but I would have sized down if the chart was more accurate.
No loose threads anywhere. Seams are even. For the price I expected something flimsier.
Surprised how cool it stayed in 78 degree weather. Won't say it's a hot-weather shirt but I wasn't sweating bullets either.
He works construction. He laughed harder than I did. We're hitting the lake Memorial Day weekend in matching shirts.
Three out of four in this house love it. The dog was indifferent. 10/10 family approval.
Not in-your-face. Looks like a regular cool fishing shirt from across the room. Up close you read the cast joke and grin.
Got 4 for our spring fishing trip to Lake Eufaula. We all wore them at the boat ramp Saturday morning. Pictures came out great.
Mine fits good but I want one slightly oversized for layering. Ordering Large to wear over a thermal in spring.
Some long-sleeves feel like sandpaper after a few hours. This one stays comfortable. Wore it 8 hours on the boat, no irritation.
Tagless or printed tag — whichever it is, I appreciate it. Old shirts I have to cut the tag off. This one I didn't.
Some long-sleeves ride up. These don't. Cuffs are snug enough to stay down but not tight.
Wore it to a backyard cookout where my supervisor was. He just shook his head and said 'I knew it.' Conversation starter for sure.