Can't Work Today™ Performance Shirt

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The Details
Fabric92% Polyester · 8% Spandex TypePolyester Cool Feeling 180 GSM Weight210g (~7.4 oz) UPF50+ certified (blocks 98% UV) PrintFull dye-sublimation CutAthletic flexible fit CareMachine wash cold · Hang dry
Can't Work Today™ Performance Shirt

Can't Work Today™ Performance Shirt

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Took my 4-year-old down to the lake last Sunday wearing this. Same dock my dad brought me to when I was his age. He pointed at the back of the shirt and said "daddy, fisherman." I lost it. Quality is excellent, fabric heavy, print sharp. Going to last us a lot of sunsets.

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Tyler M.

Got this in Large, 6'1" 195lbs, fits perfect with a little room. Camo sleeves look way better in person than online. Wore it to work the next day (I'm an electrician) and 3 guys asked where I got it. Ordering 2 more in different colors.

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Michael

My daughter (6) picked this out for me for Father's Day. She told mom "daddy is the Rodfather because he catches fishies." Wore it that night, she wouldn't let go of me for the photo. Best gift I've gotten in years and it came from a 6-year-old.

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James R.

Brought this to Destin for our family beach week. Wore it 4 of the 7 days — pier fishing, sunset walks, even out to dinner once. UPF actually works, didn't burn through it. Light enough for Florida heat. Wife wants me to get her the women's version.

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David

Bought this expecting to only wear it fishing. Now I wear it everywhere — backyard cookouts, neighborhood block parties, taking the dog out at dusk. It's the most comfortable shirt I own. Bought 2 more last week. Heavy fabric, breathable, doesn't get pit stains.

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Doug H.

Got one for me, one for my wife, smaller one for my 5-year-old. We wore matching shirts down to the lake last weekend and got stopped 3 times by people asking where we got them. My boy walks around saying "I'm a Rodfather too." Worth every penny.

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Kevin L.

The print on the back is the whole reason I bought this. Fisherman silhouette + sunset + "RODFATHER" arched over the top — looks like a movie poster. My son walks behind me and points at it every time. He'll be the next Rodfather one day. That's the plan.

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Ryan T.

Took my 4-year-old down to the lake last Sunday wearing this. Same dock my dad brought me to when I was his age. He pointed at the back of the shirt and said "daddy, fisherman." I lost it. Quality is excellent, fabric heavy, print sharp. Going to last us a lot of sunsets.

Verified

Tyler M.

Got this in Large, 6'1" 195lbs, fits perfect with a little room. Camo sleeves look way better in person than online. Wore it to work the next day (I'm an electrician) and 3 guys asked where I got it. Ordering 2 more in different colors.

Verified

Michael

My daughter (6) picked this out for me for Father's Day. She told mom "daddy is the Rodfather because he catches fishies." Wore it that night, she wouldn't let go of me for the photo. Best gift I've gotten in years and it came from a 6-year-old.

Verified

James R.

Brought this to Destin for our family beach week. Wore it 4 of the 7 days — pier fishing, sunset walks, even out to dinner once. UPF actually works, didn't burn through it. Light enough for Florida heat. Wife wants me to get her the women's version.

Verified

David

Bought this expecting to only wear it fishing. Now I wear it everywhere — backyard cookouts, neighborhood block parties, taking the dog out at dusk. It's the most comfortable shirt I own. Bought 2 more last week. Heavy fabric, breathable, doesn't get pit stains.

Verified

Doug H.

Got one for me, one for my wife, smaller one for my 5-year-old. We wore matching shirts down to the lake last weekend and got stopped 3 times by people asking where we got them. My boy walks around saying "I'm a Rodfather too." Worth every penny.

Verified

Kevin L.

The print on the back is the whole reason I bought this. Fisherman silhouette + sunset + "RODFATHER" arched over the top — looks like a movie poster. My son walks behind me and points at it every time. He'll be the next Rodfather one day. That's the plan.

Verified

Ryan T.

Took my 4-year-old down to the lake last Sunday wearing this. Same dock my dad brought me to when I was his age. He pointed at the back of the shirt and said "daddy, fisherman." I lost it. Quality is excellent, fabric heavy, print sharp. Going to last us a lot of sunsets.

Verified

Tyler M.

Got this in Large, 6'1" 195lbs, fits perfect with a little room. Camo sleeves look way better in person than online. Wore it to work the next day (I'm an electrician) and 3 guys asked where I got it. Ordering 2 more in different colors.

Verified

Michael

My daughter (6) picked this out for me for Father's Day. She told mom "daddy is the Rodfather because he catches fishies." Wore it that night, she wouldn't let go of me for the photo. Best gift I've gotten in years and it came from a 6-year-old.

Verified

James R.

Brought this to Destin for our family beach week. Wore it 4 of the 7 days — pier fishing, sunset walks, even out to dinner once. UPF actually works, didn't burn through it. Light enough for Florida heat. Wife wants me to get her the women's version.

Verified

David

Bought this expecting to only wear it fishing. Now I wear it everywhere — backyard cookouts, neighborhood block parties, taking the dog out at dusk. It's the most comfortable shirt I own. Bought 2 more last week. Heavy fabric, breathable, doesn't get pit stains.

Verified

Doug H.

Got one for me, one for my wife, smaller one for my 5-year-old. We wore matching shirts down to the lake last weekend and got stopped 3 times by people asking where we got them. My boy walks around saying "I'm a Rodfather too." Worth every penny.

Verified

Kevin L.

The print on the back is the whole reason I bought this. Fisherman silhouette + sunset + "RODFATHER" arched over the top — looks like a movie poster. My son walks behind me and points at it every time. He'll be the next Rodfather one day. That's the plan.

Verified

Ryan T.

Took my 4-year-old down to the lake last Sunday wearing this. Same dock my dad brought me to when I was his age. He pointed at the back of the shirt and said "daddy, fisherman." I lost it. Quality is excellent, fabric heavy, print sharp. Going to last us a lot of sunsets.

Verified

Tyler M.

Got this in Large, 6'1" 195lbs, fits perfect with a little room. Camo sleeves look way better in person than online. Wore it to work the next day (I'm an electrician) and 3 guys asked where I got it. Ordering 2 more in different colors.

Verified

Michael

My daughter (6) picked this out for me for Father's Day. She told mom "daddy is the Rodfather because he catches fishies." Wore it that night, she wouldn't let go of me for the photo. Best gift I've gotten in years and it came from a 6-year-old.

Verified

James R.

Brought this to Destin for our family beach week. Wore it 4 of the 7 days — pier fishing, sunset walks, even out to dinner once. UPF actually works, didn't burn through it. Light enough for Florida heat. Wife wants me to get her the women's version.

Verified

David

Bought this expecting to only wear it fishing. Now I wear it everywhere — backyard cookouts, neighborhood block parties, taking the dog out at dusk. It's the most comfortable shirt I own. Bought 2 more last week. Heavy fabric, breathable, doesn't get pit stains.

Verified

Doug H.

Got one for me, one for my wife, smaller one for my 5-year-old. We wore matching shirts down to the lake last weekend and got stopped 3 times by people asking where we got them. My boy walks around saying "I'm a Rodfather too." Worth every penny.

Verified

Kevin L.

The print on the back is the whole reason I bought this. Fisherman silhouette + sunset + "RODFATHER" arched over the top — looks like a movie poster. My son walks behind me and points at it every time. He'll be the next Rodfather one day. That's the plan.

Verified

Ryan T.

  • 5 stars: 27 (68%)
  • 4 stars: 10 (25%)
  • 3 stars: 3 (8%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Cathy jobe

We even get comments from other men and women about how nice they look and the designs!

Hi Cathy, nothing better than hearing the designs turn heads and get people talking. Thanks for sharing that. — Ryan

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Tony G.
Wrong size shipped

Ordered XL got L. Wife's wearing it now to sleep in. Support replied next day and said they'd send the right size. Updating once it shows.

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Lance W.
Print fine, fabric average

Print job is sharp, no complaints there. Fabric feels middle-of-the-road. Comparable to other dropship tees I've gotten. Not worth $42 in my book — $30 maybe.

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Norman C.
Shirt is fine, shipping was rough

16 days to Pennsylvania. I get it's overseas but that's longer than what the page implied. Shirt itself is okay quality, design is what I expected.

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Patricia B.
Bought for my son

He's 38 and a working dad who barely gets out anymore. He laughed and said this was 'cathartic.' Took 11 days to arrive.

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Travis J.
Funny design, comfortable

Wore it on a Sunday trip to the river. Got compliments. Took off a star because the size tag is one of those stiff plastic ones that scratches the neck. Cut it off.

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Dean F.
Color slightly different

Looked closer to charcoal on screen, mine came in solid black. Honestly I like the black better but FYI.

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Greg L.
Fit is good, packaging plain

Showed up in a poly mailer with no card or anything. Not a big deal but a little gift touch would've been nice. Shirt's great.

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Brittany M.
Solid gift, slow ship

Bought for my dad's birthday. Shipping cut it close — arrived two days before. Shirt itself? He loves it.

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Joel R.
Cotton thinner than expected

Not bad — works fine for summer fishing trips. If you want a heavyweight tee this isn't it. For 90° in Texas it's actually a plus.

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Wade T.
Sleeves a bit short

I have long arms so this might be a me-problem. Body length and chest fit are good. Still wearing it weekly.

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Megan P.
Husband likes it

He said it's comfortable and the design got laughs at the boat ramp. Took 12 days to arrive so docking a star for the wait.

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Allen K.
Took a while to ship

About two weeks to North Carolina. Shirt itself is solid and design is great. Just wish it had moved a few days faster.

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Bruce A.
Good shirt, runs a touch loose

Got my usual L and it fits a little roomier than expected. Not a dealbreaker — actually comfortable for fishing. Just FYI for guys between sizes.

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Kevin L.
Will buy again

Already eyeing the Rodfather one. Same comfortable cut, expecting the same quality.

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Rich P.
Print pops on black

The contrast looks better in person than on the website. Other guys at the launch noticed it from across the parking lot.

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Sara T.
Gift for my brother

He texted a photo wearing it on his bass boat that weekend. He never sends photos. That's how much he liked it.

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Eddie M.
Friend just bought one too

Showed him mine at the dock and he ordered one that night. Two of us showed up matching at the next outing. Looked like a club.

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Cliff S.
Held up after a kayak day

Soaked through, dried out, no shrinking, no warping. That's all I want from a fishing tee.

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Marty G.
Wore it the day I called in sick

Was just a joke until I actually used it as cover at the lake on a Tuesday. Boss never knew.

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Diane K.
Husband wears it twice a week

Already had to remind him it needs to go in the laundry. He'd wear it every day if I let him.

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Vern B.
Decent quality for the price

Got it on the B2G1. Not the heaviest cotton I've owned but the print is what I paid for and that's clean.

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Hank D.
Wears well after fishing

Got slime on it twice now. Came clean both times. Print still intact.

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Kelly N.
My dad cried laughing

Sent it to him for his retirement. He called me from the truck on the way to the lake to tell me it was the best shirt he ever owned.

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Steve R.
Goes with everything

Black is forgiving. Wore it with jeans, with shorts, with bib waders. Looks fine in all of them.

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Frank H.
Coworkers got the joke

Wore it on a Saturday and bumped into two coworkers at the gas station. They asked if it was available in their size.

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Brent J.
Wife actually approved

She usually side-eyes my fishing shirts. This one she said 'fine' which means she likes it.

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Chris P.
Father's Day winner

Beat my mom's gift this year, which is a first. Dad already wore it to the river twice.

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Doug M.
Shipped quicker than I expected

Read some reviews worried about shipping. Mine showed up in 9 days to Ohio. Fine by me.

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Pete L.
Got the B2G1 deal

Got 3 for the price of 2 — one for me, one for my old man, one for my fishing buddy. All three loved it.

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Earl F.
Material is comfortable

Light enough for July in Georgia, not see-through. Doesn't itch around the neck like my old fishing tees.

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Jenny W.
Birthday gift for dad

He's 62 and still calls in 'sick' to go bass fishing twice a month. Mom said he laughed and put it on right away.

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Tommy S.
Wore it to my brother-in-law's BBQ

Got laughs from the guys, eye-rolls from the wives. Mission accomplished. Bought one for him for his birthday too.

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